No eCommerce CART OR BASKET poem, a luddite Accrington florists ditty.
In my little world (perhaps too, in yours) I get the feeling that just as I get on the bus, everybody else is suddenly catching the way way faster 'Euro-bus' (metaphorically speaking, of course....) but technology is leaving me behind !!
I get myself a website and I'm extremely chuffed..but blow me down "have you got a CART" they say.. "you'll need a BASKET" they chirp.. "what where?"..so here's my Accrington florist luddite best, to address my inadequacies..
E-SHOPPER DITTY
We are very sorry that we've no "CART" or "BASKET"
but you can still ring us, and use your "PLASTIC"
have a chat, and talk your order through,
we'll make those special flowers, and deliver them for you. X.
Tickets please!! at last I'm on the Euro-bus....(well almost)